Conductor : Fares please!
Man : Trafalgar Square please.
Conductor : I'm sorry, sir. I can't change a pound note. Haven't you got any small change?
Man : I've got no small change, I'm afraid.
Conductor : I'll ask some of the passengers.
Conductor : Have you any small change, sir?
1stPassenger : I'm sorry. I've got none.
2ndPassenger : I haven't got any either.
Conductor : Can you change this pound note, madam?
3rdPassenger : I'm afraid I can't.
4thPassenger : Neither can I.
Conductor : I'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires!
TwoTramps : Except us.
1stTramp : I've got some small change.
2ndTramp : So have I.